Enough read! Enough said!
One of the biggest predictions for the year 2010 is that in the United Kingdom - and eventually in all Commonwealth countries such as Uganda - the English A-Level syllabus will be given a major shake-up soon, real soon.
Going out will be the likes of (everybody knows them) Shakespeare, the Brontes and Chaucer and coming in will be the complete works of N-Dubz, Tinchy Strider and Chipmunk.
A new dictionary based on text message speak will be used in schools, replacing the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary; pupils will be examined on the contents of the new lexicon; research will be replaced by "googling". d nu Xam wl tst 2 c f ppl undRstNd d nu wA of cmunic8n. Xam rzlts wl b sms 2 yo fon. + certifcats uplod on Facebk. k ? nuf z!
Parents, if you do not like that yet, take your kids to school on the moon.
I almost forgot to wish you a: Hapi Nu Yr!
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Going out will be the likes of (everybody knows them) Shakespeare, the Brontes and Chaucer and coming in will be the complete works of N-Dubz, Tinchy Strider and Chipmunk.
A new dictionary based on text message speak will be used in schools, replacing the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary; pupils will be examined on the contents of the new lexicon; research will be replaced by "googling". d nu Xam wl tst 2 c f ppl undRstNd d nu wA of cmunic8n. Xam rzlts wl b sms 2 yo fon. + certifcats uplod on Facebk. k ? nuf z!
Parents, if you do not like that yet, take your kids to school on the moon.
I almost forgot to wish you a: Hapi Nu Yr!
./
posted by Cooper | 12:43 PM
3 Comments:
Hahaha.. nice one, I actually live in Uganda and it doesnt seem impossible that that will happen..
Happy New Year everyone!
Alfred
...and they have even gone ahead and called themselves "dot com kids" whatever that is supposed to mean. at work places, they dot com kids go as far as sending emails to their bosses in similar texts. hmmmm from The Queens english we are going to ...?
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