Enough read! Enough said!
Going out will be the likes of (everybody knows them) Shakespeare, the Brontes and Chaucer and coming in will be the complete works of N-Dubz, Tinchy Strider and Chipmunk.
A new dictionary based on text message speak will be used in schools, replacing the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary; pupils will be examined on the contents of the new lexicon; research will be replaced by "googling". d nu Xam wl tst 2 c f ppl undRstNd d nu wA of cmunic8n. Xam rzlts wl b sms 2 yo fon. + certifcats uplod on Facebk. k ? nuf z!
Parents, if you do not like that yet, take your kids to school on the moon.
I almost forgot to wish you a: Hapi Nu Yr!
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